Kerrching

£66.00 for a ticket in the Upper East Stand?
Mr Levy you're having a laugh...
Is Gallas the best solution. It's like having a
collection of beautiful, old classic cars which
are always going to break down. Ledders,
Woodgate, this issue should have been sorted
months and months ago. Bring in a kid!
There are 70+ teams in the lower leagues
who will all have between 2/3 centre backs
on their books, that's roughly 150 to pick
from? No, it's not that he's an Ex-Gooner, it's
just more lazy management.
And another thing, Sky Sports News gone from
Freeview!

Aloha

Last Saturday myself, and my family had the
fantastic pleasure of being Guest(s) of Honour
at Alloa v East Fife. For me the whole experience
reminded me what football should be all about.
The entire club exuded a warmth, and they could
not have been any more welcoming. It felt like
coming home, especially if your family is slightly
quirky.
The Wasps won 3-2 in a thrilling encounter, and
I got to present the MOM award on the pitch at
the end of the match.
Oh yes, they have a plastic pitch,like many of the
lower league teams in Scotland, and as far as I'm
aware they don't have any players that don't fancy
the surface too much!
Notice that I did not comment on watching Spurs(?)
v Young Boys with Mike Leigh and Phil Cornwell in a
pub in Edinburgh, totally surreal experience!
Is Gallas the best that we can do H?

Thought...

Sir H of R to be out of here by Xmas?
That drive from Sandbanks everyday
listening to Bondy's stories, same old
coffee and pee break at Fleet services,
walnut whip and a copy of the Sun, endlesss
Talk Sport and for what?
I tell you, sometimes I tell my Sandra, I
must be crazy doing all of this, and what
thanks do I get. People should remember
when I got here they had 2 points from 8
games...
It's just a thought in this crazy, crazy world.

International Rescue

Can't say that I was at all bothered until
I started to realise how much it would
upset The Wammers. Sounds like the boy
wants to move up in the world...

There was a time...

when pre season meant Spurs never being
off the back pages. Now it just seems Sir H
of Redknapp is just asked about any player
who might be for sale, and usually replies
that of course he is a triffic player, but way
out of our league, silly money, the game's
gone crazy, etc, etc, etc...
Maybe my mistake, but I thought that the
Champions League would have the stars
of Pig Bladder kicking, and their agents,
beating a path with shitty sticks down to
Sandbanks and falling at the feet of Sir H
of R?
Apparently, and remember you heard it here
first, Ledley may not be fit for the start of
the season, and neither may Woodgate.
Come on Levy, get your Champions League
wallet out!

World wide Webb...

"A World Cup final deserves great refereeing
and, above all, deserves a referee who dares
to do everything it means to be a judge."
I think that if Howard Webb came from
another country, then our press would have
strung him up... He should have had the
courage to send off De Jong or Van Bommel
in the first half, which would have allowed
the Spanish to play football. Mr Webb played
a major part in spoiling what should have
been a great game. It would never have
happened if Hugh Dallas had been in charge!
The quote, by the way, is from Cruyff.

Tippy v Tappy

I've always quite liked the Dutch,
Orange kit, total football, Cruyff,
Edam, the Smurfs. What's not to
like? Oh yes, Robin Van Persie.
I've always quite liked the Spanish
despite losing a few quid having
backed them in every tournament
except the last Euro's and this
World Cup. What's not to like?
Oh yes, Fabregas.
So we are left with Hobson's
choice, but with a marginal leaning
to the Spanish, as he's on the subs
bench. Which is the same position he
will play at Barca.
I've got a feeling that it's going to
penalties, so the Dutch have no
chance!