You need...

Hands of course. They seem to be dominating things:
"It's in our own ......", Citeeh being allowed a set of hired
....., He's Spurs and he knows he is!
Whatever happens I think that it's quite amazing how
well we have managed to do this season, but I really
don't want to contemplate the last day scenario again.
How much would the Wammers like to mess things up
for us? Zola and Mancini? A few bits of gold for Meester
Gold? It could happen! COYS

Ch,Ch,Ch,Changes?

It's a wonderful thing hindsight...I think that we were
too Tottenham. Showed SurAlex too much respect.
No Rooney, no Rio, no points.
At 1-1 with 10 minutes left, Old Trafford is not really
the place to try and hang on.
We had too many changes from the last couple of games.
A&E is not a right back, and before he got injured earlier
in the season was probably our best defender. Wilson is
a great midfielder, but has got to learn more about where
and when to tackle/foul. The balance of the side looked
awkward, and we should have looked to unleash Bale more.
He is much better going forward, and there has to be a really
good case for him playing in midfield. Bentley was wasteful
and Huddlestone yet again did not step up to the plate...
Still looking for positives, I really think that with a little bit
more self belief, we could have got at least a point, and we
are still 4th!

Triffic headache

So Levy is taking his precious, shiny things to
Yanited. It seems that Lennon and Jenas might
be on the bus, World Cup round the corner, funny
that. Anyhow, I'm fascinated to see whether Bale,
A&E and Lennon can play in the same side. I guess
it's not really my problem. I hope that we have a
real go at them, but can already hear..." If someone
had offered me 6 points from these 3
games, I would have bitten their hand off..." COYS.

Better or Best?

I'm actually still not sure. I managed
to crawl off of my sick bed on Saturday,
and was so glad that I did. We not only
beat them, we absolutely thumped them.
On monday, somebody asked me which one
was better Chelsea or The Arse? It took me
a long time, and a fair bit of philosophical
reasoning over what is meant by better
and best, but when all is said and done it
has to be The Arse. It's almost a shame
that the season is coming to an end, though
lets wait until we've been to Old Trafford.
Would it be too much to ask those footballing
gods? COYS...Thanks Harry.

St Hotspur Day

You have no idea the things that I have promised
the Footballing Gods in return for last night. Never
you mind it was worth it all, everything, every last
little bit.
Modders, Bale, and Gomes were outstanding, as
were the crowd. Stand up and take a bow, you've
earned it.
It's a shame that there is a two day break until the
next big one, as I reckon they could have just bought
Chelski on and we would have taught them a lesson
as well!
The highlight of my evening was walking out into
Park Lane afterwards and seeing a very scary but
happy Spurs fan screaming into a Sky Sports camera,
"Ave some of that in 3D!"

Finger pointing...

We had 4 days to laugh at Ar*enal, 3 days to
snigger at Man U, and now the fickle fingers
of football followers are pointing at Us, and
laughing their rocks off. Oh, to be a Spurs fan.
To anyone who is still in love with Sir H, I present
exhibit A, the whole miserable day at Wemberlee
when we yet again matched up to the World's
expectation of Tottingham. I'm actually off to
look in the Oxford English to check on the
definition. I'm sure that somewhere in there will
be the phrase...'they'll always let you down!'
Still looking on the bright side only Ars*nal,
Chelski, and Man Utd on the horizon. Get those
wagon trains in a circle!

Twin towers

'No player,manager,director or fan who understands
football,either through his intellect or his nerve ends,
ever repeats that piece of nonsense trotted out mind-
lessly by the fearful every now and again which pleads:
'After all, it's only a game.' Sadly, not my words but
those of Arthur Hopcraft in his splendid book, written
in the late sixties, 'The Football Man'...These words will
be ringing round my brain this afternoon on my way
up to Wemberlee, wemberlee. If they are not in your
brain then you should not be going!
I think that it will be a real classic for the neutral, and
bearing in mind the fact that we have drawn 3 times in
this cup run already, I see a high scoring game going to
extra time, with us just nicking it...
COYS...

Life's not so bad...

The Barca display last night, bought back to
my mind something that I touched on after
the game at The Emirates. It's also something
that I've been on about all season. The Premiership
is NOT all that! There I've said it. If The Arse can
get outplayed like that, then what would happen
to Burnley, Hull and most of the other teams?
As Chris said to me in the pub last night, if
Messi was in the Premiership he would be in
plaster by this point in the season. And as for
the Sky Sports guys, they want to take a good
long hard look at themselves for some of the
gibberish that they were spouting! But then I
guess they've got SuperSunday's to sell.